Ain't The Devil Happy: March 2020

When you're still looking at everything through a partisan lens even during a crisis, in this case it not only means that you have severe TDS, but that you're an asshole.

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Much-needed for some, but chump change for most.

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In times of crisis, never, ever self-medicate unless you're a professional in the medical field. Instead, call a doctor first.

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WashingtonExaminer.com:

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's daughter suggested the man who attacked Sen. Rand Paul in 2018 was justified in doing so.

"Rand Paul’s neighbor was right," Christine Pelosi tweeted on Sunday, hours after the Kentucky Republican revealed he tested positive for COVID-19.

Pelosi was reacting to Sen. Mitt Romney's announcement that he was going into self-quarantine after having close contact with Paul, who continued showing up to the Senate and other congressional events for days in between getting tested and receiving his results.

The younger Pelosi's reaction was a reference to when Paul's Bowling Green neighbor, Rene Boucher, was charged with assaulting a member of Congress after tackling Paul while he was mowing his lawn two years ago. The senator suffered five broken ribs as a result and required surgery to have part of his lung removed.

I thought that she'd at least stay in the race until Bernie left.

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Then what's the point of anyone doing it the right way and coming over here legally?

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No to ‘FISA Reform’

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Guess white guy Brian Williams, who was in that segment and also received his fair share of criticism for his inability to use basic math, is also a victim of racism.

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They really think that Biden has the only shot to beat Trump.

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Biden's gonna go hard after that Black vote, after all it's the only reason he's in the lead now.

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Letting a 12-year-old run your house and dictate how you parent is the new 2020.

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This is getting scarier and scarier by the day and yeah, Trump should just shut-up about it and let the VP along with the experts speak on it.

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In the larger picture, Bloomberg did waste a ton my money tho that could've been spent on a lot more important things going on around the country.

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Why stop doing crimes when there are no laws to stop you?

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Schumer could've done the right thing and just apologized for his threats, but instead the idiot double-downed and made it worse by comparing his comments to President Trump asking that Ruth Ginsberg and Elena Kagan be recused from cases involving him because they've shown bias in the past.

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DailyWire.com:

Far-left Denver City Democrat Councilwoman Candi CdeBaca stated from her government Twitter account on Monday that she stands in “solidarity” with someone who posted a graphic stating that if they became infected with the coronavirus, they wanted to attend as many Trump rallies as possible in an apparent effort to infect supporters of President Donald Trump.

CdeBaca, who has advocated for communism in the past, responded to a tweet that featured a graphic that stated: “For the record, if I do get the coronavirus I’m attending every MAGA rally I can.”

CdeBaca responded by writing, “#solidarity Yaaaas!!”

The coronavirus, which originated in China, has infected well over 90,000 people worldwide and has killed well over 3,100 people. The outbreak has led to panic in different parts of the world, and that fear, combined with government-imposed quarantines, has threatened economic growth that has already cost the world economy well into the billions of dollars.

Yet, "journalists" like CNN's Jake Tapper will swear to you that there's no such thing as Democrats wanting the Coronavirus to grow and kill people. It should also be noted that CdeBaca is a dyke which says a lot about her level of moral fortitude.

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The former secretary of state's sworn written answers were "incomplete, unhelpful, or cursory," said the judge.

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There had been rumors recently that something was up with Matthews' time at MSNBC, but damn if anyone expected this. I mean, this is as big a take down as Bill O'Reilly.

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Steyer went all-in in South Carolina and still lost...by a lot. Oh well, despite spending over $300 million dollars to be in this race with zero chance of winning (and winning zero delegates), at least Steyer can forever pat himself on the back for all those 'Impeach Trump' ads...which kind of worked.

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