Kristen Bell: Liberal Scumbag of the Week

Claim to Fame: longtime Hollyweird actress

Why She's The Liberal Scumbag of the Week: for being dumb and coming down on the Disney classic fairy tale 'Snow White'. In an interview with Parents magazine, Bell, a mother of two girls, admits to expressing concern to her kids about some of the plot lines in Snow White, namely the famous kissing scene, after she reads the fable to them:

“Every time we close Snow White I look at my girls and ask, ‘Don’t you think it’s weird that Snow White didn’t ask the old witch why she needed to eat the apple? Or where she got that apple?’ I say, ‘I would never take food from a stranger, would you?’ And my kids are like, ‘No!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m doing something right,’ ” recalled the Frozen actress.

Bell has also asked her kids about the famous kissing seen in Snow White.

“Don’t you think that it’s weird that the prince kisses Snow White without her permission? Because you cannot kiss someone if they’re sleeping!” she says she’s told them.

Put aside the fact that Bell seems to enjoy injecting her kids with mindless drivel on a nightly basis. But what Bell also fails to keep in mind is that the princess in Snow White is under a spell of an evil witch and can only be woken up by "love's first kiss". So no, the kiss is not 'stolen' or given 'without consent'. In other words without the damn kiss, Snow White would be dead. And really, it's a damn children's story for chrissakes.

What is Bell going to do now? Go on some damn crusade and tell parents everywhere that you're a not allowed to kiss your kids on the cheek after they've fallen asleep? Or God forbid a husband kisses his still-sleeping wife on the lips before heading out the door for work? Get a life already. Or better yet, maybe Bell should put her focus on important things like the opioid crisis or child sex trafficking.

It should be noted too that Bell is currently playing Princess Anna in Disney's Frozen, a character who amongst other things, goes around punching innocent men in the face. I seriously that Bell tells her girls that that's not ok.