Stephanie Grisham Named New White House Press Secretary

If I were Grisham I'd bring back the press briefings but only do them once a month barring an emergency. I'd also start preparing myself on how to deal with narcissistic, self-righteous Trump-haters like Amy Ryan and Jim Acosta who coincidentally each have a book to promote and will certainly be looking to create some viral moments in order to help with sales.

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