Hasbro: Liberal Scumbag of the Week

Claim To Fame: Worldwide toy and board game company

Why They're the Liberal Scumbag of the Week: for foolishly taking the classic Monopoly board game and giving it an ass-backwards, #MeToo facelift with Ms. Monopoly, to yunno, empower women.

With Ms. Monopoly, female players receive more money than male players and girls also get $240 each time they pass “Go” on the board, while boys get just $200. And instead of a real-estate mogul, Ms. Monopoly invests in female entrepreneurs. The front of the box is also adorned with a woman and reads: “The first game where women make more than men", because yunno kids care about pay gap and those sort of things.

“We believe this game and its content embody a positive message about female empowerment that we hope is embraced by a wide variety of audiences,” said Kristina Timmins, a spokeswoman for Hasbro.

Criticized by conservatives as a major toy company catering to the times while desperately attempting to be 'woke' as well as people on the Left for being gimmicky and flippant when it comes to the real issues women face in the workplace, Hasbro's new board game is catching heat from all political sides.

Within this whole brouhaha tho, one thing is still certain: liberalism is stupid.